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You're 10 minutes late. You do know that this is a court-appointed counseling session, don't you?

And if you don't show up promptly and don't waste my time, I will report you and you will go to prison for that little stump that you pulled.

Now, your file, I read that you were caught indecently exposing and jerking your cock in a shoe store.

A women's public shoe store with onlookers. Do you know how highly traumatic that is to the general public?

You're considered a real threat to the female population.